Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2011 16:16 - Ireland

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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Cool off

By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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taterrtots 25

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:15

at least she didn't give you a hard time about it. wink

mattzawesome 28

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:14

I don't think I can even comprehend how embarrassing that would be! Hopefully she believes you...

Comments

lincolnstars 7

Friday 24 July 2015 2:17

lol, still can't come out to your mom.

be82tw 17

Friday 24 July 2015 4:20

I don't care if it was just a workout, you and your friend telling each other how hard you are while grunting with exertion... Let's just say that people have drawn conclusions from far less. YDI. Also, buck up: Either your Mom has just expressed a truly touching commitment and acceptance of you, however mistaken, or she has a REALLY wicked sense of humor. Either way, life is awesome.

duramunch18 9

Friday 24 July 2015 5:20

way more accepting then I'll ever be.

mosquito19 14

Friday 24 July 2015 5:45

horizontal workout

Sparx1_1 16

Friday 24 July 2015 9:16

Dude you just found out that your mother loves you NO MATTER WHAT. That's a good thing.

GeorgiaBea 28

Friday 24 July 2015 18:54

Yea, yea, yea... That's what they all say.

OfficialEarth 12

Friday 24 July 2015 19:22

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Zgamerz 11

Friday 24 July 2015 20:44

You didn't explain this why?

dracolich 27

Saturday 25 July 2015 14:56

Well, OP, you have a pretty accepting mother and should count yourself lucky, even if you aren't gay. Also, I know it's a little weird to be mistaken for something you're not, but being gay or mistaken for gay isn't really a bad thing. Good on you for having a close friend. :)

the_real_dvd 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 17:44

I lift every day. I never grunt excessively and I especially never talk about how "hard I am" with my gym buddies. Are you sure you're not covering for something?