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The best part about being a fat bitch? Having the ability to lose the weight and become a skinny bitch! :D
25- that's what bitches say to console themselves. Bitches ******* piss me off!!!
So you reply, but mother, if you werent such a fat bitch, I would of known there was something wrong about following in your footsteps.
How lovely your mother is
Difference between a **** and a bitch? A **** sleeps with everyone - a bitch sleeps with everyone but you.
Same here!
98, I know most fat people just don't want to change their gross and unhealthy lifestyle from personal experience. I used to be fat, edging on obese, and was in the mindset that "oh my body can't change, this is just how I am" and "fat is beautiful" ect ect. But then I went on a work service trip and lost many pounds because of the hard labor and lack of unhealthy food. Now I work out everyday and have a six pack, never been happier. I am sure there is a tiny fragment of a fragment of a portion of the population who truly can't help being fat, but I ask you, where are all the "fat because that's the way their bodies work" people in Nigeria and Somalia?
The human body was not made to be simply that fat. I have honestly never met a fat person who worked out and ate healthy. I feel like your just making this up
A fat but healthy and muscular person = Sumo wrestlers They are fat, but you can see they are ripped underneath, and their fat is mainly from healthy fats and proteins that come from loads of rice.
Fail.
^^^ Fail.
That's a parenting fail if anything. Actually no, this is something I could see on Full House.
2 sent in the FML.
Damn, mom told you what's up.
This really depends on your age… if your young then I do feel bad for you. But if your older you just have to roll with the punches. As a fellow fat person I understand how you feel. But you cant just go and cry everytime someone calls you fat. It'll only make them say it more.
HAH!
Damn the kids at school are awfully sharp. I think they might be right.
ROFLMAO.
In what possible way would that make the slightest but of sense?
Someones Bass Ackwards
what?
You can definitely change. It's called exercise and an attitude adjustment. But in all honesty, your mom should have comforted you, not put you down.
I like turtles. [-.-]
Go on a diet.
Ok mommy.
Dieting screws with your metabolism, slowing it down so that it can hang on to every last bit of food since you aren't giving it as much as you should be, which causes you to gain weight as opposed to losing it. True story.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that would be a comma splice in that first sentence. That would also make the portion following the comma an improper sentence. Grammatical Nazi fail? Again, correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not committed enough to grammar to be perfect in these areas.
Depends on the diet. I was 13 stone in April and am now 11 and a half. I have gone from being very overweight to a very healthy weight. My brother was 14 and a half, still dieting and has lost almost a stone and a half so far. Dieting works and I went on one because I was sick of my friends and family uncomfortably pretending I wasn't fat. In short, go on a diet and stop complaining.
That's really messed up. People can be so mean, keep your head up. :)
Awe I'm sorry..... fat bitch :P
Well that was rude.
No. It wasn't funny in the slightest.
you're an ass.
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that's when you say.."i must've gotten it from you mom!"
You can definitely change. It's called exercise and an attitude adjustment. But in all honesty, your mom should have comforted you, not put you down.