Miscellaneous: Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian.... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

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Keeping up

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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Bad thought

By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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Stop using this as an excuse

By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 22:00

Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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Casual

By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 25 February 2013 19:02

I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".

Ukeee_X 19

Monday 25 February 2013 18:59

She needs a hobby.

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honora_ 5

Monday 25 February 2013 21:17

Hey...it's just family joking around. If that was me, I'd laugh along.

bdubbstheman 5

Monday 25 February 2013 21:25

Okay seriously who the **** thinks she deserves this from the description? " lol you're a girl ydi" from a bunch of sexist retards is the only counterpoint I can think of.

Drunkenness 9

Monday 25 February 2013 21:52

Play along :3

zilla52 12

Monday 25 February 2013 21:56

just go along. with utter have a good time

ComoEsJuan 24

Monday 25 February 2013 23:44

This 'tongue in cheek' behavior shouldn't be swept under the carpet.

Lil_Saly_Danzr 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:50

That sounds like something my aunt did, except when she did it to my cousin it was to the whole family. The rest of my family is VERY conservative. Consider yourself lucky op.

BlondeBubbles 6

Tuesday 26 February 2013 4:20

My dad convinced himself I'm a lesbian.

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 26 February 2013 12:18

Maybe it was because of your girlfriend!

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 26 February 2013 9:52

well did he believe her

phatdaddy62 23

Tuesday 26 February 2013 12:16

Throw her down and munch her carpet!

akiahara 14

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:09

That sounds like a grand time. It's not an insult.

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