By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
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DocBastard 38

I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".

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Enslaved 36

True or not, you have a great dad if he's supportive of you no matter what. (:

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Wizardo 33

Well lesbi-honest now?

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Wizardo 33

Well lesbi-honest now?

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DishnobFruitCum 5

Why so many YDI votes?

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fluffykhan_23 4

A lot of trolls out there, and on phones the YDI and FYL buttons are millimeters apart. Even I'm guilty of hitting YDI on accident sometimes.

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lordtumbles 9

Well she saved you the trouble of coming out yourself... Should you ever decide to venture into it.

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jopo_fml 1

Go along with it and then conspire with your dad to get her back. Just invite one of your "girlfriends" over to help out.

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greysfox 6

Awesome idea! Your mom won't be bored if you start a prank war...

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curlstar 6

Please refer to comments #8 and #39 - yeah, you! This pun's been done.

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omgorel 7

Then you can trick your dad that ur moms a lesbian by faking txts to her from other ppls fones then read them and reply dirty stuff that way you can tell your dad your mom has been pouring her feelings to you and you didn't want to embarrass her by telling your dad but by the fact that she is covering up by liens about you doesnt make you feel guilty

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honora_ 5

THE..****? That doesn't make the situation better.

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