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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

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Keeping up

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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Bad thought

By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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Stop using this as an excuse

By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 22:00

Today, I had to tell my ex-husband I’m a lesbian. I’m not, he just keeps trying to win me back, but it worked, he now thinks there’s no chance for us. Unfortunately, he mentioned it to my mom, who “always suspected” and is now obsessively trying to set me up with every lesbian she knows. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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Casual

By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 25 February 2013 19:02

I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".

Ukeee_X 19

Monday 25 February 2013 18:59

She needs a hobby.

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jewelz1012 11

Wednesday 27 February 2013 22:49

Convince him it's because you saw her cheating... With a woman!! and that's supposed to be your role model!?!? Smh

icepick23 12

Thursday 28 February 2013 19:41

Tell her to keep her sexual fantasies to herself

hewro_failure 11

Friday 1 March 2013 19:52

Your mom actually seems pretty funny. It shouldn't matter you aren't actually a lesbian and I would play along just to freak your dad out ha

CreepInTheCorner 11

Sunday 3 March 2013 6:17

Just go with it. Gives you more flexibility to hang out with boys, yeah? :)

iwasnotonfire 1

Sunday 31 March 2013 11:04

I read your name, Anonymous, as Androgynous, making this even better.

sweetypieluvsyou 9

Monday 3 June 2013 11:25

Been there-.-

liaRawr 9

Saturday 7 September 2013 2:45

Ahah! It's a joke lighten up

doglover100 28

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:36

Someone needs a new hobby.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 8 November 2014 22:14

She needs a hobby.

marier00 19

Monday 2 November 2015 20:17

haha ? well, atleast u know shes not a homophobe

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