Kids and School: Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML - FML

By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 24 August 2019 2:03

Be on your best behavior, young lady. Now you can get detention on top of being grounded.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 August 2019 2:57

She hears the other students complaining about what a douchebag the principal is.

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DrSamba 7

Saturday 24 August 2019 1:01

What's the downside?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 August 2019 2:57

She hears the other students complaining about what a douchebag the principal is.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 24 August 2019 2:03

Be on your best behavior, young lady. Now you can get detention on top of being grounded.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 August 2019 2:58

I’m sorry you’re going to get all those easy A’s.

jc1015 25

Saturday 24 August 2019 10:01

Good luck...that’s all that can be said.

Colton Castro 3

Saturday 24 August 2019 20:32

What is the problem with that? you now have it easy to do different things and the teachers can't really be mean about it to you or give you bad advice that could get you in trouble.

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