Miscellaneous: Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me...

By likecomeon - 03/11/2015 03:55 - United States - Glendale

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML

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By wingless_angel_7 - 02/12/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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By hahahawoww - 31/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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Last to know

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 04:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML

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Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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Consolation prize

By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 11:00 - Australia - Bairnsdale

Today, I realised my bestie ditched me for her best friend, which was fine because it's her first. But then I found out she's been hanging out with other new friends and never once thought to hit me up, until I messaged her about feeling sad we hadn't hung out in a while because of the pandemic. Guess it wasn't just the pandemic. FML

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By justno - 03/08/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 10 years blocked me for no reason. When I went to her house to ask why she did it and apologize for whatever it was, she told me to kill myself and slammed the door. I still don't know what I did. FML

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I had no idea!

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML

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Shadowpartner 11

Tuesday 3 November 2015 14:30

Careful, she might read this one too...

juicy_extasy 25

Tuesday 3 November 2015 14:29

Well, if she doesn't trust you and she believes in 'if the crown fits', then you should not be friends any more. How petty

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juicy_extasy 25

Tuesday 3 November 2015 14:29

Well, if she doesn't trust you and she believes in 'if the crown fits', then you should not be friends any more. How petty

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 3 November 2015 14:52

Not to mention that she's obviously done something to the OP that is bad enough to be subject of a different FML.

swenny_xoxo 18

Tuesday 3 November 2015 15:37

Preach #1

fariss 14

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:33

What does "if the crown fits" means?

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Thursday 5 November 2015 4:43

@78, It means if something sounds like it applies to you, accept it. Realize that you do whatever it's talking about. If whatever was in the FML wasn't true of OP's friend, they wouldn't have assumed it was about them, so they're probably guilty of whatever the OP complained about as well. I've never heard "if the crown fits", though. Only "if the shoe fits, wear it". Unless the OP posted a very specific FML, then OP's friend is just paranoid and insecure.