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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By Jen_ - 26/01/2012 22:08 - France

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

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By Sh*t - 02/07/2012 21:17 - Venezuela - Caracas

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By No good deed... - 29/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML

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By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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TheNinjaCat 10

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:30

That must've put a damper on your day.. See what I did there?

that1guy1 13

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:28

Are you saying you'd prefer she was seriously hurt? Edit: someone beat me to it.

Comments

Kingrat3154 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:36

Haha your mom just trolled you

ljcarranza 16

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:36

how is she not hurt?? she laughed her face off smh

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:37

Trip and fall

loserman67 35

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:39

AWESOME! Mom sounds like a barrel of laughs. Now it's payback time. A: Hopefully your kitchen sink is equipped with a sprayer - don't call her in, just wait and when she walks in spray the shit out of her! B: The bucket of cold water while she is in the shower is a great payback. C: You did not give your gender, but sleeping with dad is a great payback - even more so if you are a male! D: Shave her eyebrows in her sleep. E: If you are female, tell her your pregnant and you do not know who the father is but you have several suspects! I could go on and on - paybacks are such fun!

superficialheart 11

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:40

C - is a little messed up.

Checker 20

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:06

Just a little, 18?

superficialheart 11

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:02

Ok, a little bit more than a little bit messed.

boredomkills89 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:39

man that's just stupid. who cares?!?!?!?!?

sparty12 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:43

no harm no foul?

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:43

Wrap tape around the knob of the kitchen sprayer so the next time she uses the sink she'll get a surprise!

yodas0da 12

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:43

It could've been worse. At least your mom has a sense of humor :)

NEEPLES 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:45

Trollllllll

pookberry 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:56

One of the most boring stupid pointless posts I've ever read on here... Just saying

VaanBasch 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:52

Are you kidding me?! Look at what the OP said! She laughed her face off! HER FACE! Now she might have to get surgery done to reattach it or never show her faceless head in public ever again. This is a serious problem and I hope the OP's mom gets better soon.