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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By Jen_ - 26/01/2012 22:08 - France

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

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By Sh*t - 02/07/2012 21:17 - Venezuela - Caracas

Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By No good deed... - 29/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML

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By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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TheNinjaCat 10

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:30

That must've put a damper on your day.. See what I did there?

that1guy1 13

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:28

Are you saying you'd prefer she was seriously hurt? Edit: someone beat me to it.

Comments

cBlackout 13

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:57

Insert sexist comment here

somewizdom 15

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:16

B also.

somewizdom 15

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:20

wrong thread

theTrollGuy 7

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:58

I see your mom followed my advice. U mad op? :D

brendanb33 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:58

someone forgot the 5 rules of dodgeball

TheBeanieChic 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:04

Mom: Trololololol You: ...B*tch >8'(

mrbendystraw 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:12

Well at least she was in the kitchen

TipOfTheHat 10

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:16

Call her into the bathroom and use a large wet towel, wet, coil, snap right on her butt! Then you can run away laughing too!

Snafuusmc 12

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:32

Haha mom will be mom. It's ok just scare her when she comes around a corner on the house I'm always messing with my mom.

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:48

Oh wow, your mom threw a wet cloth at you. I can't believe she traumatized you like that. No one should ever get hit with a wet cloth. My advise is that if you really think this constitutes a FML, then you need to stop being a pussy and DEAL WITH IT. I can't believe that my legitimate FML gets rejected and utterly stupid FMLs like this get passed.

VaanBasch 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 17:59

Here's my theory: this site is actually called Funny Moment Lol. It doesn't matter if something actually bad happens, it'll get posted if it's even remotely funny. To deceive people, the story has to have something negative in the story as well, to go along with what's at the top of the page. A post could just be the OP stubbing his/her toe as long as it has a comedic spin on it.