Work, Pregnancy, Parents and Kids: Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By motherlylove - 08/07/2018 15:00

Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2022 00:00

Today, 98 year-old mom with dementia thought she was talking to one of my dead sisters and not my wife, telling her she'd better never tell me who my real father really, that I ruined her marriage. She won't have me ruining her reputation, so her getting pregnant with me from an affair was my fault apparently. None of my siblings ever told me. FML

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By Harry - 20/07/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

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Resentful

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 12:30 - United States - Redding

Today, nine years on, my dad still hates my husband for "ruining" my life by getting me pregnant in my late twenties. FML

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By notamathematician - 07/03/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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Quick reflexes

By fml9124 - 20/03/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 11:40

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

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By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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Wednesday 12 June 2013 8:54

Congrats OP! Shame your mother can't be happy for you though, she should be excited to be a grandma!

hotshot0185 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 8:53

A bit of a nutter. FYL

Comments

cuppycakeslove 20

Wednesday 12 June 2013 8:57

Ignore her, that's completely ridiculous.

VampireBiter 7

Wednesday 12 June 2013 8:58

Congratulations op! Surprised she wasn't yelling at you for not getting her pregnant earlier.

silverstream20 20

Wednesday 12 June 2013 8:59

Some parents can't accept the fact their "little girl" or in this case "little boy" grows up eventually. Good luck OP.

mixinitup 12

Wednesday 12 June 2013 9:00

I'm sorry OP but your mom is the bad egg, no pun intended, not you.

revolution4ever 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 9:01

Gratz op for getting to be a father! As for your mom, I think she might of hit her head.

CallMeWindSock 24

Wednesday 12 June 2013 9:05

That must've been mortifying for you at work, OP. By the way, congratulations!

bbambastic 16

Wednesday 12 June 2013 9:08

And next up on desperate housewives is....

simoncat 11

Wednesday 12 June 2013 9:10

This FML is more of a WTF. OP, congrats on the impending little one. I just wish I could understand the ranting of OP's mother. Married 8 years. Yeah...I'm still stuck with the "WTF?".

thewomen 8

Wednesday 12 June 2013 9:13

Well, congrats!

BreynHope 11

Wednesday 12 June 2013 9:27

Your mother sounds like an insane, rude bitch. She is a bitch for bitching you out about this, but especially at your workplace. Fyl. Don't let your crazy mom take away the excitement!