Miscellaneous: Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to...

By getting real crafty.. - 05/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Sanford

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

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By nyatzz - 16/11/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

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ASAP

By failedexam - 06/11/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

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Spring cleaning

By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 11:22 - Australia

Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML

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By Immafail - 20/12/2016 18:32

Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML

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Procrastination station

By goodbye cruel world - 23/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Salisbury

Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation with my parents, because they say I've been studying too hard and need a break. I've hardly studied at all and was planning on making up for it all in the time I had left before finals. I'm screwed. FML

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Privacy violation

By privacy! - 02/05/2021 08:02

Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML

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Busted

By Kameron - 20/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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Blanked it

By Saad Ahmed - 26/11/2022 02:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I found out that yesterday's exam, which I left almost blank, had been leaked 3 hours prior. I hadn't been able to see it because my phone was out of juice. FML

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Yazoo77 16

Monday 6 July 2015 9:13

Library?

KK3137 31

Monday 6 July 2015 9:19

Phone? But it's hard to take exams on a phone..

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wendybirdtrylle 25

Monday 6 July 2015 21:24

Public library?

Paws_Cat 29

Monday 6 July 2015 21:59

Library, Internet Cafe, anywhere with WiFi, Cellular Data, even using your phone as a hotspot!

_ItsJustMeh_ 10

Monday 6 July 2015 22:33

go to mcdonalds they have WiFi

awesumous 16

Monday 6 July 2015 23:20

Go to Starbucks

katekoala 13

Monday 6 July 2015 23:29

I don't get how some adults still don't understand that school is mostly online these days. I'm sure you had study material online as well!

cutesy11 10

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:38

McDonald's.

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 7 July 2015 0:58

Your mother needs to educate herself. Today's schooling is largely based using computers and the Internet. Good luck

soulreaper12296 28

Tuesday 7 July 2015 1:46

Public library?

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 7 July 2015 4:32

Easy. Have a wireless connection on your computer, use your phone's hotspot. There, you have Internet!

Idahome 6

Tuesday 7 July 2015 4:50

Go to a library. Done.

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