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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
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ladyme_fml 0

hahahahahaha well, it's better that way. Do you really want to hear your mother's orgasms in the room next to the one you're in? I don't think so.

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xKoga 0

Sounds like they use your bed as a special vacation area. :P

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youthink_fml 0

So obviously, when he comes over, you never give them some time alone. YDI.

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perdix 29

Be a good kid and go distract your dad for a while. Your mom obviously needs a lot more man-meat than your dad is providing, you need to divert your dad's attention for the sake of your home. If momma ain't happy, ain't no one happy.

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Radix 3

she may be divorced or a single parent.

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perdix 29

That's possible, actually, quite likely, but I think it is more fun to think that she us married to a sexually inadequate schmuck and is bringing in the big guns to get the job done. So, are we here to guess likely situations, or are we here to have some fun? ;)

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lexuality 0

Oh don't be such a prude OP. Be happy that your mom is enjoying herself and just make sure to give them space next time the guy comes around. I wish MY parents had the courtesy to boot me out of the house first lol.

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Philosophic 0

well , a word from the wise... don't kiss your mom on the lips

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PsychoMerk 0

who the **** does that?! >_> why do people like practically swap spit with their parents? 0_o

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coffeefiend 0

Haha yeah... you don't want to hear all that. Be glad she kicked you out while she and boyfriend are playing doctor.

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PsychoMerk 0

His name is Leopold "Butters" Stotch!!!!

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KurouTenshi 0

Maybe you should to to your mom and her boyfriend, what I do to my dad and his girlfriend: I fight their love noise, with my own! Whenever they start to have sex, I just invite my boyfriend over! ^^ Tons of fun,

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Fedor_is_KING 0

21 with the sex-off, very nice. Who wins the most?

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jverley 2

more like FYourMom

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DJuan 0

it's sad tht ur mom gets laid more than you.. or at least that she is open about it more so than u

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afatmonkey 0

what's sad is having to listen to your mom invade somebody' special crevice with a strap-on to the beat of Eye of the Tiger. the only way I can get over it is by thinking, "at least it isn't Rosie O'Donald raping a baby lepercaun in the ear while chugging drunk juice.". this always makes me feel lucky.

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yourlifesfucked 0

shoulda responded "ok ill swing by the store and get you that vagisil you needed". cockblock that bitch! altho for a woman i think its called twat swatting... hmm

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