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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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Stand up for yourself

By eff that asshole! - 26/06/2022 00:01

Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML

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By edhere4u2nv - 06/06/2012 18:51 - United States - Ozone Park

Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Paging Taylor Swift

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 15:00

Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML

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Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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ladyme_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 20:02

hahahahahaha well, it's better that way. Do you really want to hear your mother's orgasms in the room next to the one you're in? I don't think so.

xKoga 0

Friday 5 March 2010 20:00

Sounds like they use your bed as a special vacation area. :P

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Saturday 6 March 2010 5:53

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clink900 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 6:05

you better check your pillar case before you lay your head on it!!

sterrizzill 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 8:44

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ipodtouch314 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 8:47

MILF

okieraider71 4

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:56

The bitch is in heat. Even moms need to get laid.

Cmc520 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 10:04

umm that's just nasty. who would wanna picture their (parents, mom n bf, or vis versa) gettin it on. who agrees.

monisaysrawr 3

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:28

wow like seriously none of you get the point, the mom kicked OP out so she could have sex with her bf in OPs bed. The FML is that they are having sex in OPs bed, and that's pretty disgusting considering OP has to sleep there. -_-

bluefairy_fml 24

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:18

#131 ewww where did you get the idea that they were sleeping in OP's bed? doesn't make much sense, as if the mother didn't have her own bed. I think she just kicked the OP out of the house (not out of the room), so that she could sleep with her bf without worrying that her kid might walk in on them.