By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
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derpherp 0

Take action, take her wedding ring and pawn it. Then tell her "you owe me for bringing into this world." :P

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Hidan_fml 0

K, #2 you're a fuckface and I'm gonna try to translate what you said. scnd... thnk (Second... think) nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr (now steal 400 from her and blame it on our neighbor) Even if you didn't use your retarded language, it's still a pretty ******* retarded plan, #2.

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deadbabyjesus 2

steal money back. might as well.

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e_and_b 4

Eh, my mom took thousands of dollars out of my bank accounts both times I went out on deployment for the navy cause I could not check what was going on, on a daily basis while over seas. On the other hand due to age and health issues, I do not think she even remembers doing stuff like that, so I have pretty much let it go at this point.

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pbiggs12 0

My best friends mom is like that. Constantly asking for money. If your responsible enough to become a parent you don't need to borrow money from your child. Her mom does it for booze though. Even worse.

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pbiggs12 0

And the whole she birthed you you owe her is bs. She knew what was coming with pregnancy and she made the choice to have you. You never chose for her to give birth to you so you do not owe her anything. I'm pregnant and will never think my child owes me a thing because I gave them life.Not even after I pay college tuition. I know damn well what I'm getting myself into money wise and I'm 21. That's ridiculous.

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RAUN 8

She asked to "borrow" or to "give" the money? One implies she would repay but the other does not. Wake up and start carrying less cash. Aside from tow trucks, most legitimate transactions can be done with debit/credit cards.

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juybuygo 13

dude you mom is nuts just like mine. YDI and FYL at the same time!

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iceprice 7

Don't worry she will pay u back. In trident layers!!!

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inkdeath87 18

Your mom is a bitch. I would smack someone if they said that to me!

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Kitcat74 5

I hate to be an asshole here but you kind of do owe her. I mean, think about it: she nurtured you throughout your life, spending a lot more than $300 on you. Of course, she shouldn't just take your money, but she has a point.

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betweenwinds 18

Nah, man, that's not how the world works. This is a year late, but the mom chose to have the kid and raise them. That was entirely her decision and as such she's legally, if not morally, bound to care for the kid until whatever age that they're considered an adult. It's not as if OP had any say in the matter and the kid doesn't owe her jack shit in terms of money spent while they were a minor. I hate when parents pull the "you owe me for being born/raised" card. What a cop out.

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