By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up and asked to borrow money. Still groggy, I mumbled where my money stash was. She took all $300 and refuses to pay me back because I'm her son and I "owe" her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 245
You deserved it 6 788

Same thing different taste

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derpherp 0

Take action, take her wedding ring and pawn it. Then tell her "you owe me for bringing into this world." :P

Hidan_fml 0

K, #2 you're a fuckface and I'm gonna try to translate what you said. scnd... thnk (Second... think) nws stl 400 frm hr nd blm t n r nghbr (now steal 400 from her and blame it on our neighbor) Even if you didn't use your retarded language, it's still a pretty ******* retarded plan, #2.

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Dude I go through that with my mom too and it sucks'

jack1001 0
Korro 8

gotta keep the rat hole money hidden

palmasd 0

then u should refuse to be her son!!

you guys are all stupid. the mom let you live iin the house, eat her food, and you're pissed about 300$ sorry for the spelling I'm on my phone

I agree ,my mom takes money from me I don't even ask her to return it

Yeah, 54, I'd be pissed off if I were OP. The mother asked to BORROW money, not TAKE it. OP doesn't owe the mother at all, and unless he borrowed $300 from her & didn't give it back, he's well within his rights to accuse her of theft. Motherhood is supposed to be an amazing thing, and it's sad that some people out there would make great mothers/fathers, yet they'll never get the chance. Instead, the children have to put up with parents thinking that just because they concieved them, they have a right to everything they own. Your mother is a selfish bitch OP, and I would threaten to report her for theft if she doesn't give the money back (unless, as previously said, you DO owe her the money, in which case, it's a YDI, & I apologise to the mother). It's disgusting to think that people like that actually have children. Just because you gave birth to your child, does NOT mean they owe you a goddamn thing! Aren't parents supposed to be the grown up ones? Shame on anyone agreeing with the mother. This is an appalling FML.

Dude the same thing happened to me, but my mom took my credit card. :0

I agree with 41 and 44. Also, it's just dumb to say a mother 'brought you into this world so she can take you out'; is the mother really entitled to kill? Dumb.

schoolistheworst 0

just act like stewie did from family guy when he did not get his money. jk

mandypandypants 4

Next time while she's sleeping steal her debit card and say she owes you for having a shitty mother.