Transportation: Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure”...

By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Miami

Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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Asshat parking technique

By MadMax - 26/06/2013 20:49 - United States - Nashua

Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML

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By AJL - 04/07/2014 01:30 - United States

Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML

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Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2020 05:08

Today, I woke up and went down to my apartment's underground garage/laundry area to do my laundry and noticed my family's car in the back of the lot, as far away from the garage door as can be, had been broken into. The other, more expensive cars around the garage were untouched. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By JennieA - 26/12/2010 23:36

Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML

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aero_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:20

@$6 **** that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

thx1138_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:11

I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....

Comments

onepctech 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:13

YDI!

chaddyd23 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:25

Well I hope you kill yourself

pikL3bOi 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:55

4th lvl? If u r tht rich buy a knew 1

uSound 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:13

To certain numbers above me: Today, I read an FML only to find it wasn't an FML. FML. Seriously, calm down.

Redneck325Ci 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:46

#20 Congratulations on living in a "3 gated community", you can feel safe paying a quarter to a half a million dollars living in yours and I'll feel safe living in my non-gated small town in the sticks, difference being; you loot, we shoot. OP, that sucks and I'm sorry for your loss, hopefully you can get your bike back in one piece. Try living in a better neighborhood or on the outskirts of the city next time?

maddierox13 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:48

wait im confused. i dont think i read this right but, you own a a car garage with four levels? and a motorcycle and a car? if u own that much, then this isnt a FML cause you can just buy another. but i still think im not quiet understanding this. can someone explain?

CrookedNipples 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:53

I don't think OP owns the garage.. It might just be a parking structure for the apartment they live in or something along those lines.

00_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 1:53

I don't see how anyone could possibly say that you deserved that one. I hope you had theft coverage.

drkwlf 0

Monday 15 June 2009 2:07

Why are people saying just because someone has money that it doesn't matter if your shit is stolen? What a bunch of jealous assholes.

paks7 0

Monday 15 June 2009 2:43

#30 i couldn't agree more

Blue_Coconuts 7

Monday 15 June 2009 2:43

I'm torn with this FML. On the one hand, I want to say "FYL" because I have a bike, and I would be so pissed if mine was stolen from me... But on the other hand, I want to say "YDI" for obviously NOT doing everything you could to get it stolen. In fact, I almost want to call fake on this FML. If the bike is "tightly" parked between a wall, and your car... Then it's impossible to get it out (without moving your car), as long as you're not a complete and total retard. If you are a total retard, then you wouldn't be locking your handlebars. But alas, maybe you have an older bike that doesn't have locking handlebars. In that case, invest in a newer bike, because your stolen one would be old as shit. TL;DR, Lock your ******* handlebars, and it wont happen again unless they're really determined. *Edit* and I own a Car and a Motorcycle, but that doesn't mean I can go out and just buy a new bike if my old one gets stolen... So those posts are just pointless. And he doesn't "own" a parking garage, he probably parks in one for his apartment complex. Again, like me.