By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 849
You deserved it 3 937

Same thing different taste

Top comments

aero_fml 0

@$6 **** that if I had a bike there's no way in hell I'd be taking chances. FYL for sure.

I'd sue the parking complex if they advertised "secure" parking....

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You probably just made it easier for the thief, actually. That cozy little hole between the wall and the car that you parked your bike in makes for a great hiding place while he tries to get your bike moving. FYL though, that really sucks.

jbcali 0

how'd you drive a bike and a car at the same time? I'm pretty sure you don't have this 4 story parking garage at your house... hmmm...

AndelleRae 9

Okay. Look at this logically people. I'm sure the OP parked his bike tightly against the wall. It being a motorcycle, you can do crazy stuff like that. After the bike was parked against the wall, he carefully pulled his car in next to it. Obviously it wasn't close enough to hit it, but close enough to make it harder to see/take. I'm not saying he shouldn't have invested in an alarm system or anything like that, but the wit of you people astounds me. FYL for having your shit stolen and your car scratched. I hope you get it back.

MIKENYC 0

#20 Are you serious? Since when does it have to be funny to "qualify" as an FML? "**** my life" normally means something bad happened, so why should the legitimate life ******* stories not get posted? Idiot OP: that sucks, i don't care how much money you do or don't have, having your shit stolen sucks. And who knows, maybe this was a priceless bike or has some special memories that go along with it? you can replace those, and the people saying "buy a new one" are dumbasses and assholes

aquarius6 0

That is just an awful story. Hopefully there were security cameras.

If you don't want things to get stolen, don't leave them where they can get stolen. Common sense, man. YDI

Wow, they killed two birds with one stone.. Sorry to hear about that. Hopefully it'll turn up somewhere. My car was stolen the day I got my license, to be found 3 months later with a missing radio, and broken locks and ignition.

@34 just stop trying to sound smart. your just gonna make yourself look more like an idiot haha