By sohungry - 02/01/2012 12:18 - India

Today, my mum read a forwarded email, and is now convinced that eating processed food will make my ovaries shrink and disappear. Now she goes batshit crazy if she sees me eating potato chips. FML
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SilverInGray 25

Emailed information is always correct though.

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cradle6 13

Oh Jesus, your mom wants you to eat healthier. How horrible. I'm sorry OP.

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Buzzy123 7

She's must be like 30 years old you would by nowshe ate

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Buzzy123 7

GAH DAMN IPOD OK She must be 30 years old you would think by know that she's eaten so much processed food she's lost her ovaries and grew a dick but no she didn't people believe anything these days. IM READY FOR THOSE THUMBS DOWN!

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GoW_Chick 14

How about a thumbs up unless your heart is set on those thumbs down

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silvercamaro 22

Yeah I might just go "batshit crazy" too...wtf

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GoW_Chick 14

Just tell her "once you pop you just can't stop!"

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Fragmonto 5

Off the topic: which GoW?

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GoW_Chick 14

I have been obsessed with gears of war since the game first came out so to answer your question every single one they came out with or will come out with but I have just bought the third and have been to busy to have the time to properly get to play

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Fragmonto 5

*high five* I wish you get the time to play it 'cause the last one was really AWESOME!!!

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mexicanguy39 7

Batshit crazy? Never heard that before.. But yeah, hate it when older people read shit online and believe all of it!

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ScreamingDay 0

I didn't know bat shit was crazy!

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laden_swallow09 34

Oh, definitely! Guano makes for an incredible fertilizer, like Miracle-Gro x2!

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DocBastard 38

*sigh* It's idiots like this that have caused some idiotic parents not to vaccinate their children. Probably 99% of so-called "medical information" online is utter bullshit. The only thing you can believe is, well, me.

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TheDrifter 23

What about that miracle "enhancement" drug I keep getting emails for? I've used thousands of their free samples, so it's bound to work soon right Doc?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Thousands of their free samples?? WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?!?!?!?!?!

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DocBastard 38

Drifter, if you aren't bigger than 3 inches by now, I'd give up.

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zombicidal 11

the reason it hasn't grown is because you've only used the free samples

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TheDrifter 23

NOOOO!! All my dreams, shattered.

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margie2194 12

Doc, for some strange reason I imagine you having a voice similar to Darth Vader whenever I read your comments. Lol.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I imagine Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

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silentbutfunny 0

He sounds like one of those old unhappy doctors that say "ok, bend over and spread em" way to many times. But keeps his sanity by finding thos tumors :)

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bostongirl77 5

Lmao, common sense says if your mom still has her ovaries its probably not true... Your mom is a bit much.

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Dark__Angel66 24

Here's the thing about common sense... It's not that common.

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rattusrattus 18

Tell her that at least you wont get pregnant by accident! (This will work even better if you're a teenager.) Seriously, that is insane. Going to hit up Snopes now, to see if has appeared.

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flockz 19

don't run naked through a flock of birds....

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