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That explains why she's full of shit.
Too bad the plunger can't take care of the shit coming from your mother-in-law.
She knew why you needed it. It's not like that conversation was going to go, "Why do you need the plunger?" "Oh, I'm making a cake."
Obviously, the poop/flush/poop/flush suggestion is silly. However, if someone repeatedly wanted to borrow a plunger from me, I would probably also get snarky. Buy your own plunger.
Do you normally keep your own plunger at every one of your friend and family's houses? Does everyone else do that too? Are they all labeled and lined up in a row for when their owner comes to visit?
That's some shitty advice...literally!
I think she needs a new toilet. Hers obviously can't handle large loads like the younger generation....
She doesn't give a shit, but you do give a shit...so is shit hitting the fan, or do you have to give two ***** to compensate for her lack of ********?
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She knew why you needed it. It's not like that conversation was going to go, "Why do you need the plunger?" "Oh, I'm making a cake."
That explains why she's full of shit.