Love: Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called...

By Hellosinglelife - 28/03/2013 22:35 - Trinidad and Tobago - Diego Martin

Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML

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By ameremanapparently - 26/03/2016 12:27 - United States - Carlisle

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2017 05:00

Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML

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By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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Termites 15

Friday 29 March 2013 2:37

"Post liked by ex-best friend"

snufflebubble 13

Friday 29 March 2013 2:38

Talk about lack of context. I would call her out on it - she will end up looking ridiculous.

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rg350dx 29

Friday 29 March 2013 4:03

She's just another attention ***** trying to win the sympathy and affection of her online acquaintances. In the end, the truth will come out and they will know what a horrible person she really was and if they still pick her side over yours when they know her true colors, they were never really your friends to begin with and you're better off without them. Chin up ol' chap!

wvcheesehead1 9

Friday 29 March 2013 4:04

If they all take her side, they are not mutual friends. Expose her for the tramp she is and tell your "friends" to play a game of hide and go **** yourself.

vixsin 22

Friday 29 March 2013 4:09

I would have called her something much worse.

travtxson 5

Friday 29 March 2013 4:26

Sounds like something my ex would do...shit I mean did. How you do that is straight beyond me but hey now she gets constantly cheated on so I like to believe in karma :) so keep ur head up it'll bite her in the ass one day dude!

shadokis 15

Friday 29 March 2013 4:29

Her being a bitch is a given, That's her right as a female (no offense, ladies). But because she cheated? No, that makes her a ******* *****.

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 31 March 2013 1:17

Getting paid would make her a *****. Nothing else. And no-one has the RIGHT to be a bitch.

Hamz1989 13

Friday 29 March 2013 4:29

Hope your ex catches chlamydia. Sorry OP you deserve much better then that skanky h**bag.

Contactbhama 2

Friday 29 March 2013 4:35

If a girl can post something of this kind publicly on a social networking site then she clearly is lacking self respect. Also she is clearly a "Bitch". If your friends can't follow this simple thing then not only a wrong gf but you have wrong friends too.