Intimacy: Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy...

By Hooker - 28/03/2013 23:58 - United States

Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 30/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I’m in Las Vegas on vacation with my boyfriend and his dad. After staying in his dad’s dirty, dusty, toilet-broken Arizona cabin, we’re now in a cheap, shady, smoke-filled Vegas motel. I’m picking the hotels next time. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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Your love is cancelled

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML

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By Stranded - 17/07/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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Classy.

By Alexis - 15/11/2017 23:00 - United States

Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Gunnie 24

Friday 29 March 2013 9:20

Well what did you expect? You just met the guy!

Selphis 20

Friday 29 March 2013 9:21

Free sex in Vegas! probably not as common as paid sex there...

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Gunnie 24

Friday 29 March 2013 9:20

Well what did you expect? You just met the guy!

Selphis 20

Friday 29 March 2013 9:21

Free sex in Vegas! probably not as common as paid sex there...

WhatsGoodBro 12

Friday 29 March 2013 9:21

So you get laid and you get paid for it? Sounds like a good deal to me.

SweetasCandy0609 28

Friday 29 March 2013 10:16

#12 it's not technically prostitution it is prostitution if he pays her for it and she takes.

CrazyChickens721 5

Friday 29 March 2013 9:22

Wow, if he had just kept his mouth shut.....

dinosxxrawr 22

Friday 29 March 2013 9:22

you only just met the guy. what do you think he was expecting?

Kuramasan_fml 12

Friday 29 March 2013 9:24

Dude! You were planning to anyway, so it's like free money! 8D

Anubis_81 21

Friday 29 March 2013 9:30

You're in Las Vegas, which is as famous for high class prostitutes as it is for gambling.

Acik91 26

Friday 29 March 2013 9:36

In his defense - I don't know how you looked, but I have problems telling apart prostitutes and young ladies / even teenagers ready for the party myself at times.

Gunnie 24

Friday 29 March 2013 9:55

How sad is that?

CAJustise 9

Friday 29 March 2013 9:45

See that's the difference between men & women. You got offended (probably rightfully) and I guy would think "I was going to have sex anyway, so awesome now I can make some money for it too!" Bad for you, good news for a guy!