Health, Embarrassing and Periods: Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over....

By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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linzey 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:29

so i would totally die from embarrassment avoid his friends from now on

Shallow_Padentic 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:33

Wow great mom you got there. Yelling your private business for everyone, hot or not, to hear.

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NancyDeebensDPDS 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 22:14

How can you "invite" your older brother over? He needs permission to enter his own home? I thought he lived there.

miss2kute31 0

Friday 3 June 2011 15:42

#132, are you really that stupid? Where does it say "invited" over? The FML clearly says "came over." Even if it did say the brother was invited, just because he's older doesn't mean he still lives there. Dumbass.

Epikouros 31

Monday 24 October 2011 4:10

Maybe OP's mom embarrassed her on purpose, so she wouldn't date one of her older brother's friends...

MicahNicole 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 20:56

You should let your mom know that she should whisper about tampon problems. Not yell it for the whole world to hear. Geez what's happend to parents these days? :/

NellyFC35 19

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:59

She did that on purpose

TECC 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:56

ohhh c'mon don't go hitting on your bro's friends

stefaniekate6 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 14:26

I would die from humiliation if my mum said that :S

Ozzygal17 0

Friday 15 June 2012 10:04

Why is everyone blaming the mom? I wouldve laughed it off because its not the worst thing in the world. If the brothers friends werent mature enough to know that a period is natural then whats the use in caring what they think anyway? (:

wifeyHo2011 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 18:34

Thats.... Idk what to say

shitsville 13

Saturday 6 April 2013 13:49

Wow, your brothers friends need to grow the f*ck up! When i asked to borrow a friends eraser (She's a girl) I found a tampon (unused) in her pencil case, but I just acted as if it wasn't there and used the eraser. Some people really need to grow up.