Money: Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial... - FML

By GetMoney - 01/10/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:19 - United States - Reno

Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML

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By adc2502 - 02/02/2018 11:00

Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

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By 96Ellie - 11/03/2017 14:00

Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML

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By fnfantastic - 04/11/2012 16:37 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 04:02 - Japan - Okayama

Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML

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By Terry J - 13/11/2024 14:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML

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By AlreadyInDebt - 26/01/2011 08:52 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML

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By bug20 - 18/07/2016 09:27 - United States - Wooster

Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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Top comments

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:13

... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?

ActionManly 11

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:21

The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.

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guppyskater 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:12

that really sucks. but you deserved it for forgetting the password. *FIRST*

voodootrucker 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:06

did you try clicking on contact info and sending them a e-mail

drcool41 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 23:57

If it really gets to be a problem change your credit card

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:13

... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?

EMR_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 11:33

Meh, crappy **** is free. The good stuff still costs money.

lolwatlol 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 15:33

You need to learn2internet

aero_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:38

There's a buttload of good free **** out there, you just need to know where to look =)

voodootrucker 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:04

xhamster is not crappy ****

Reyo 2

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:39

If you've seen a mansword ramming into a lovehole, you've pretty much seen it all. And if you're looking for the really messed up stuff, there's entire websites dedicated to that...and they're FREE.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 2 October 2009 2:38

Oh man you just reminded me that I DID see a mansword today. It was a ***** in the shape of a sword. I lol'd.

some1help 0

Friday 2 October 2009 5:52

amen to that brother

fattypie101 0

Monday 22 March 2010 2:33

loser

Slaught_fml 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:20

WTF you idiot? **** ON THE INTERNET IS FREE!!!!! Youporn, Redtube, Xvideos!!!! ALL FREE, TARDSLICE!!!

ActionManly 11

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:21

The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:25

I think OP's boned.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 1 October 2009 9:02

Oh, balls.

null_fml 11

Thursday 1 October 2009 10:44

Oh come on, don't be an ass.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 1 October 2009 11:39

What if that's how they like it?

zehr0 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:23

Pay... for ****... dipshit.

Astronomical 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:24

And you didn't notice the money being drained from your account?

thatpianoguy612 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:26

Well, from my hormone driven days, I seem to remember it's pretty fair to say that some pay sites are VASTLY superior to most of the free sites. However... still not worth the cost...

cerebellum_fml 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:29

shafted

srak 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:29

ydi for being a smut hound! you nasty, dirty little man.

skullbashd 3

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:18

app men look at pron chicks too it a fact of life deal with it you probaly do too

bagg 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:34

contact credit card company and tell them to cancel the subscription. It might be a little awkward but better than shelling out all that cash.

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