Health: Today, my older brother offered me a cigarette. I took it and...

By Anonymous - 06/09/2015 06:59 - United States - Wittenberg

Today, my older brother offered me a cigarette. I took it and barely took a drag before he socked me in the arm and lectured me for taking the offer. He's an alcoholic, and smokes daily. FML

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By Singapore - 06/06/2012 02:59 - United States - Shortsville

Today, my uncle gave me a lecture on how I eat too much "unhealthy" junk food, and that it can be very harmful for me. All the while smoking a cigarette. FML

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Chill out, Judy

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 08:01

Today, my mom found out about my brother smoking. She calmly discussed smoking with him. On the other hand, I got yelled at and made to do chores all day despite having a university exam, just because I knew about it but I didn't tell her, because I knew that I would get the short end of the stick. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 17:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother hugged me for the first time. Turns out he was patting me down to make sure I didn't have cigarettes. Love you too, bro. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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Tone police

By Firstborn - 16/05/2017 19:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML

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Brotherly love

By Anonymous - 16/06/2023 22:00

Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML

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Party animal

By Toto - 25/08/2021 14:01

Today, my brother was asking why I'm mad at him. Not a big deal, if we and our friends weren't now banned from a pub, all because he got shitfaced, started smoking weed and stripping off in public, even though marijuana wasn't allowed at all. FML

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Get back here

By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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Noheartbeat 19

Monday 7 September 2015 10:27

Maybe he is trying to make sure you don't go down the same path.

Flowtastic 16

Monday 7 September 2015 10:26

Maybe he's trying to help you out. Addiction sucks.

Comments

CaroLouWho 10

Monday 7 September 2015 14:55

Maybe that's his way of saying "Don't end up like me."

Mightytall 35

Monday 7 September 2015 15:03

His motto seems to be "Do as I say, not do as I do!"

wassup388 25

Monday 7 September 2015 15:17

Maybe he's trying to keep you from making the same mistakes he made

JpTheGreat23 19

Monday 7 September 2015 15:25

You still deserve it.

NehNehPwn 20

Monday 7 September 2015 15:41

Even smokers understand how bad it is. Two of my bosses do it and they hate it because they are killing themselves.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 7 September 2015 16:17

Testing you? I would guess see if you will follow in his footsteps or not

LadyLuck93 20

Monday 7 September 2015 16:30

I started smoking heavily around 14 but I made the smartest choice by quitting when I was 20, its been actually 1yr & 5 months now that ive been clean & let me tell you it was literally one of the hardest tasks I ever put up with & I feel so much better, mentally & physically.. Don't start now if you never smoked before, its really not worth it. Thing is tho drinking occasionally is fine as long as you know ur limits.. everything in moderation. But I truely hope ur bro gets the support he needs. Just stay healthy, man.

isaak_sanchez 18

Monday 7 September 2015 16:46

Just because someone else does something doesn't mean it makes it right for you to do the same thing

MdMan2 23

Monday 7 September 2015 16:55

I think he's trying to look out for you, man.

hiheyitschloe 13

Monday 7 September 2015 17:59

So? Just because he does it doesn't mean he's not allowed to help you. You should be happy you've got a brother that's looking out for you, not complaining.