Miscellaneous: Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's....

that sounds awesome i would totally go and im 17 and alrdy told my parents that at my 18th bithday party im having a teenage mutant ninja turtle pinate

Shii_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:14

I think it's cute! We're always our parents' little child in their eyes. :D

cherryroze1235 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 17:03

Hell yehhhh!

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