By Zx6r - 14/09/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, my parents came to my house for my birthday. My mom backed her car into my motorcycle, knocking it over. She said because it was my birthday I could pay for the damages to her car later. FML
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Zx6r 7

It only slid down my driveway messed up the paint and clutch cover. Happy birthday to me

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Um, don't pay it? O_o And to go the extra mile make her pay for your bike. Or at least help :l

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Comments

perdix 29

Cut your mom some slack on your birthday. That day commemorates a time you don't even remember, but for her, it reminds her of the day she pushed you out through her ******!

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jannie22 0

Yah but op never asked to be born. His mother and father either wanted to have him or decided to have unprotected sex. He didn't choose to be "pushed out of his mother's ******."

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Jirekianu2 19

Perdix, every comment I've ever seen from you is trolling. Bravo on contributing a full half of the smartass misanthropic commentary. On that note. OP's mom's insurance should get a call soon

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fbethslife 21

Wow...yeah, don't just lay down and take this, OP. It's your mom's fault, so legally she has to pay for the damages. Just because she's your mother doesn't mean you have to do what she says. Stand up for yourself!

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ballbearing 10

Laugh in her face and remind her she is at fault and your insurance will be contacting her regarding the claim.

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741vick 1

Haha that's ******* awesome I respect him

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iMagzzzy 0

Jerry!!! Jerry!!! Jerry!!!

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JiggyBoo123 11

N'aw, Jerry Springer deals with relationships. For property damage, you want Judge Joe Brown!

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structuredchaoz 4

tell your mom she can either stop coming over, or give you her insurance info. Your mom should be ashamed of herself.

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structuredchaoz 4

Your mom is so stupid.....

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Bloodlvst 10

Your mom is a ******* ****, and not in the cute British way of speaking. Points if you get the reference

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