App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By gorgeousrenthead - 10/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 75 454
You deserved it 30 046

gorgeousrenthead tells us more.

Father's Day: Daddy Chicken or Daddy Wet Hen?
Stories of extraordinary fathers, sometimes awkward but always hilarious. A family read! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Imawhalerider 0

I think you where being a bit anal giving your parents the key. . .

83 12

Comments

Joey7361 0

Nick_726 when did you stop feeding your horse and start using Internet? and it's really funny how a man shouldn't have been voted president cause of his NAME? you and all rednecks like you just sicken me go kill your self if you don't like this modern society you piece of horse shit

3 1
Person1233 12

I'm a narrow minded asshole who thinks all gays can go **** themselves, but you dont see me leaving flame comments D:

1 3
Chocolate_Chunk 2

well.. they do..

0 0
midwestjerk 0

Dude, you gave your parents a key? Bad move, man.

0 0
Melodious 0

I think... gay people are really nice and cool. XD I have some friends like that. ^^ I love them to death. Teehee. OP: Oh geez, that sucks. I hope they take it well. ^^

1 2
tipsy337 0

Ydi for not telling your parents sooner that you were queer and for loving hot dogs between your buns.

1 7
Nick_726 0

I dint like obama just because of his name, I don't like him because He is a socialist, racist, baby killing Muslim who doesn't know shit from butter. For all u obama lovers if you haven't noticed his socialist gov't has deepens the recession, put us further into debt and now he wants the gov't to own healthare which everyone knows when the gov't starts doing something they usually fail, epicly.So why don't u get your liberal head out of your ass and wake up and see what's going on.

3 4
jugglernaut 0

yeah, cuz us Canadians are dying over here.

1 0
11colio11 4

holy shit. I just lost a little more faith in society after reading your comment.

0 0
Arge_1234 0

Damn that sucks I do hope ur parents accept dat nd maybe next time call before they visit(mine does :P).

0 0
DiTHL 0

WHOAAAAAAAAA, what a twist at the end. Epic tale right there(not sarcasm)

0 2
kionnalexus 0

Welllll, at least they know now! Look at the bright side, now you don't have to tell them oh and they're perverts xD Why would they watch you having sex?

0 0
daarlingdamsel 0

Lol I like how you only attack the Muslim part. I guess everything else he said is right? You Obama lovers crack me up. You have no ******* clue what your beloved leader is doing and yet you will defend him to the death. We have increased our national debt by 1 trillion dollars since January. Pork barrel spending and Obama keeping his buddies happy and fat will destroy this country. Not just him, any politician. But of course, you don't know that because you are a dumbass 17 year old who will defend his damned religion and not even touch on the actual issues. You want to learn something? Read. You want to debate? Learn something first. Jeez, thank God you still have at least one more year before you can go out and vote irresponsibly.

2 1