Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML
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alex_jaguara 32

You can't objectify women if they do it themselves.

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Bogrbon 27

Deliberately wearing an outfit like that is a recipe for a wardrobe malfunction. You can wear whatever you want, but don't complain when something like that happens if you do.

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Bogrbon 27

Deliberately wearing an outfit like that is a recipe for a wardrobe malfunction. You can wear whatever you want, but don't complain when something like that happens if you do.

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alex_jaguara 32

You can't objectify women if they do it themselves.

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cuz803 44

Did your embarrassing attempt to impress work or was your wardrobe malfunction in vain?

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bobsanction 18

You deserve a trip to HR for this blatant sexual harassment.

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benjamn 24

Nothing like a lil nip-slip to make the day go by.

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bleachedraven 14

Were you expecting him to throw you on the desk and make out with you after seeing a nip? 🤣 Being that it's an fml that probably didn't happen. Hopefully managment or hr didnt get told by your coworker or innocent bystander.

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Ellimac21 14

So, your only hope in impressing that guy was having him notice your chest? Seriously?

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Wadlaen 23

Did it work? Was he impressed? At least you surely got his attention!😅

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creepingjennie 13

I'm sure he was impressed, but not in a good way.

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