By Beth - 28/04/2013 13:16 - United States - Raleigh

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Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

This is my nightmare but hey it's not like they don't know what your body looks like.

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aliyourpally 12

I bet your sheets smell like ass.

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Comments

patrickalamo 47

WoW!!! They did that for your 30th birthday.

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crdavis93 7

Hey look at this way, we're birthday buddies so it can't be all that bad

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SneezyC 15

It's your birthday and you'll sleep naked if you want to. No? Okay.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

How old are ya? They should know no matter how old ya are. And be thank ful they care enough to celebrate your birthday. Last year the only birthday card I got was from my dr and nurses. And no I'm in my early 40's and don't go but once every year or two and they get paid by the va not me

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hewro_failure 11

This is why you need your own place ... Then you don't have to worry about this problem ever happen again

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omg36 7

Hahaha that scene was absolutely incredible

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AlexiAwesome 10

Parents learn by experience. Now they know.

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TheElBurrrito 21

Hopefully you didn't waste a perfectly good erection.

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