By Beth - 28/04/2013 13:16 - United States - Raleigh

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Today, my parents decided to wake me up on my birthday. They flashed the lights and yanked off my bed sheets. I sleep naked. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

This is my nightmare but hey it's not like they don't know what your body looks like.

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aliyourpally 12

I bet your sheets smell like ass.

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vanessa09865 23

I guess you're not the only one who got a surprise Happy birthday anyways!

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ViviMage 38

They've seen you naked before.... Surprise! What? You aren't supposed to be in your birthday suit for your surprise birthday??

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allliseee 8

and you didn't see this coming for your birthday?

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Megan639 16

My parents aren't allowed in my room.

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How_you_doin 10

So you were in your birthday suit today? *thumbs up*

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Jlow17 4

Wow that sucks especially since you're a girl wow wonder what your dads face looked like

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chuckcloninger 12

There just now finding this out? My wife's aunt used to walk in our house without knocking. One Saturday afternoon while we were making love she got to the front door and didn't Knock or stop. We didn't either. When she got to the closed bedroom door she didn't stop. We didn't either. She knocks now. Loudly. Several times.

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