Miscellaneous: Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight,... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

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By shorty - 11/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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By goodbyeadulthood - 09/09/2019 06:00

Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML

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By Tiny - 29/07/2014 08:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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By "taelor14" - 08/11/2017 01:30

Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML

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By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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By skinny - 01/11/2023 00:02

Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML

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By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

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sgenfkshe 5

Friday 4 March 2011 1:33

at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol

Bates621 0

Friday 4 March 2011 1:34

I don't think it's for those above age 10.

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MrJentipede 2

Wednesday 16 March 2011 18:12

hot

amoney8516 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:46

man that's the way to get all the ladies tho! lol

smurfman44265034 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:22

ydi for being small

sugirl1711 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:16

I am a 17 year old college freshman. I weigh just under 100 pounds and am 4'9. to make it worse my physician decided to tell me my growth plates are shut.. meaning I will not grow anymore.. i was the smallest person in my entire high school as a senior.. that included the freshman... FML

cooperd52 6

Monday 28 March 2011 23:40

you don't weigh more than 68 or so pounds you have bigger issues that a booster seat

Cory_FML 5

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:19

Sounds like my brother

MyLifeSucks614 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:19

awww sorry that sucks alot ;(

HailsMM 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:31

Fake. if you're over 60 lbs you don't need one

holyhak 0

Monday 1 August 2011 4:33

I'm 15 and I'm in the same situation:/

hitail23 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:42

yeah right u would die if ur less than 80 lbs and 19

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