Miscellaneous: Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold...

By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML

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You deserved it 5 016

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 10:43 - United States

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 138

You deserved it 4 459

By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 477

You deserved it 3 920

By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 382

You deserved it 2 834

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By shinra - 18/07/2018 20:30

Today, it's the third time in a row that I've woken myself up in the middle of the night by pouring freezing cold water on myself. I didn’t even have water on my nightstand last night. I woke up in the kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 472

You deserved it 300

By Nickki - 14/10/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 103

You deserved it 3 601

By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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You deserved it 168 126

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By Anon - 13/06/2013 02:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 624

By iloveryanhiga - 05/08/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me "never mind". This same routine happens several times a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 475

You deserved it 2 414

By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 595

You deserved it 2 860

By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 192

You deserved it 3 713

iimadoki 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:58

don't you just love parents? lol

Kawboy 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:01

hope you let them know paybacks a bitch!

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kag_eAkuma 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:44

you should buy fire crackers and put them in a pot and set them off at 3am to get them back. lol

samicna 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 10:45

your parents rock

HeavyMetalViking 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:07

Simmer down, here, have a glass of cold water.

iEatcheesee 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:14

There's no doubt they love you, lol.

xandra12791 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:16

hahaha~ hilarious...I feel for you though. XD

Riemurasia 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 11:42

Hahaha, your parents are awesome, they got some spirit in them! :D

kaitlynFail 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:22

Haha, that is epic. I wish I had your parents!

sourcherri23xx 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:29

I used to get woken up like that, I was in a bad mood all day

xcarxcrashx 9

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:03

you look like a bad mood

arcadefirelover2 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:32

lmao your parents seem to have really good ideas!

dugweacr 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:51

honey in the hair

xcarxcrashx 9

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:05

your picture disgusts me.

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Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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Today, my dad has been faking social anxiety to make me feel like there's something wrong with me. How do I know? Because I actually have social anxiety, and he not only shows no symptoms of it, but he also has a lot of misconceptions about it that he would know are false if he actually did have it. FML

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Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 830

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 652

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

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Today, I thought my family would like it if I celebrated the new year with them. My brother thought that I'd like him to shoot my butt with his new gun in celebration. FML

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You deserved it 2 720

Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML

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You deserved it 162

Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

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