Miscellaneous: Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 08:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

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By alii2349 - 11/02/2014 03:16 - Canada - Brandon

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 22:55 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML

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Insult to injury

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 18:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 15:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML

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By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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Sixth sense

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML

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By WaffleJesus - 07/10/2015 08:29 - United States

Today, my husband is sulking because I wouldn't let him do what he's always wanted to do: throw our cat out the second floor window to see if she would land safely and on all fours. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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TacticalBacon 10

Monday 18 January 2016 0:15

At least someone is getting some pussy tonight...

oathkeeper99 31

Monday 18 January 2016 0:17

To be honest, I get upset when my cat sits on my boyfriend's lap instead of mine too. It's like being rejected by your child.

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Seabass_Chan 33

Monday 18 January 2016 5:34

Each time I read about a pregnancy-related FML, I am a little more grateful that I'm a gay male.

karenbeth320 8

Monday 18 January 2016 5:49

if it makes you feel any better I cried because baby groot was dancing at the end of the movie. pregnancy makes us crazy.

turtle_darkness 17

Monday 18 January 2016 5:53

Sounds like me when I'm PMSing lol

InsanityVerge 8

Monday 18 January 2016 7:04

i am sorry. maybe the kitty was just trying to make your husband feel accepted. its all an elaborate disguise!

zarrganaut 17

Monday 18 January 2016 13:14

Pregnant or not, I'd get upset! Lol.

JusstJef 16

Monday 18 January 2016 13:23

Sounds more like **** HIS life

caliguy08 17

Monday 18 January 2016 15:11

That's just cute

irwingiggles 26

Monday 18 January 2016 22:52

Well she did betray you

wolfgirl310 20

Tuesday 19 January 2016 3:49

I read this on texts from last night today

Feronia 12

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:21

I cried for half an hour when I couldn't fit all the baby's clothes in the drawer but I refused to just use the second one. Also started bawling because our cat snuggled with one of the blankets meant for our kid. Pregnancy is a bitch.

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