By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 08:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
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TacticalBacon 10

At least someone is getting some pussy tonight...

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oathkeeper99 31

To be honest, I get upset when my cat sits on my boyfriend's lap instead of mine too. It's like being rejected by your child.

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RabbitOfAurora 28

I really hope you mean traitor #11 and that was just a bad autocorrect. If not, you should learn the difference.

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Lalala579121 27

Everyone knows that cats secretly trade on the black cat market.

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Rejacted0727 9

it's OK. when I was pregnant I cried when dog the bounty hunter caught the guy he was chasing. pregnancy hormones are fun

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corky1992 33

I cried during the entire movie Deep Impact..damn hormones. My bf still gives me crap for it lol. I do not miss pregnancy hormones.

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Kermy1113 23

I do that already cause my cat does this

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gobiteme2 34

Should have grabbed a pickle with mustard. When you get done eating someone was going to be in trouble.

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Obito_Uchiha651 17

Your profile picture pretty much summarizes your comment

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truckers_wife 23

if your furry baby trusts him and is comfortable to be with him, then your human baby will be too :)

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FalloutScrolls 25

Wow... I'd love/hate to see your reaction to spilling milk.

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wrongmove 11

At least you know and understand the origin of your feelings. If not you'd be plotting your cats or perhaps your husbands demise by now.

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CliffyB03 28

I feel like if I were pregnant, this would be me

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