Miscellaneous: Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:34 - United States

Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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By herpderp - 11/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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Teach what you know

By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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Bad start

By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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vanaathiel 13

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:19

Wow. Report her. Not only is she teaching incorrect information, but she's calling a student a ****. Get her a$$ fired!

chelsearenaeee 16

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:19

Your teacher sounds like a 40 year old ignorant virgin.

Comments

Brainnnnz 19

Monday 8 July 2013 0:44

You really should report her to your guidance counselor and principal immediately.

Brainnnnz 19

Monday 8 July 2013 0:46

This is my third comment on thus FML, and I still haven't unlocked the badge... Wtf?

ManiPaul 6

Wednesday 25 September 2013 20:33

You should report her. And hopefully she will get fired for being a dumb ***** of a bad teacher that lies.

Celestia1982 5

Sunday 23 February 2014 8:02

Can you say "sexual harassment lawsuit?" That teacher was WAYYYY out of line. Even if you live in the Bible Belt, if you're in a federally funded public school system, they're obligated to teach accurate information, even if they preface every sentence with "I wish I didn't have to teach you this."

alicealiveordead 13

Monday 28 April 2014 18:24

more like ftheteacherslife, If this actually happened you will be fine and the educator will be seriously disciplined.

Pendragon55555 10

Sunday 20 July 2014 16:39

The real number is 83%

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:06

This stat is pretty extravagant low percentage high percentage...I really don't know what to believe anymore...besides birth control

inspiringdeath 13

Monday 29 December 2014 22:22

It depends on where OP is. There are a few states where teachers are not required to give students accurate info in sex Ed. At least not legally required. It's appalling.