By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML
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capthavoc123 0

That's really ******* creepy that you live with a girl you're in love with and aren't her boyfriend. Also, that you're her roommate and she apparently doesn't know enough about you to know that you hate cats. There's a lot of things wrong with this picture.

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wienerwagon 0

What's creepy about that at all? You're acting like they share a one bedroom apartment. As long as he respects her boundaries it's fine for him to have a crush on his roommate. Also, knowing a lot about someone isn't a prerequisite to live with them. Half the time people just fill out a form and have a roommate assigned to them. Knowing someone moderately well is better than living with a complete stranger.

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wes420eve6 0

you should say something to her cause if it ever worked out you'll hafta put up with cats for your entire relationship. cause when that cat dies she get another not to spite you but because she thinks your ok with it, because you have yet to state otherwise what a tard

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rockstatic 0

Your roommate will definitely love and respect you if all you do is kiss her ass all the time. You need to start being honest with her. Speak your mind, and do it in a funny/positive way, and she actually will fall in love with you.

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Maygen 5

YDI for hating cats. Cats are awesome. And you don't have a chance with your roommate if you hate cats and she likes them.

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Seddah 3

That's hilariously retarded. So what if they don't agree on the single subject of cats? My boyfriend and I don't agree on that, but we still work out fine. We just don't have a cat. We don't have any pets and we won't get any pets until we can agree on what to get. It's not as dramatic as you seem to assume.

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diablodeldragoon 6

cats suck they are generally worthless, and if u die that wonderful pet cat will eat you when the food dish runs dry, dogs don't do this they will normally lay down next to your body and die of starvation. i say leave the window open and hope it tries to fly ( throw the pussy outta the window)

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mshafty 0

Because they suck big time. They're so worthless compared to a dog!

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blastvortex 3

You can't be serious. It's not an FML if you willingly accept it. It is neither the woman's nor the kitten's fault that you're acting like a sponge.

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