Today my roommate decided it was a good idea to blame me for...

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By Texalian - 26/08/2017 19:03

Today my roommate decided it was a good idea to blame me for him ad his gf breaking up and his awful grades. his reason? My dog answers me when I call him and not him. He's 19 and studying to become a vet. FML

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