By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 06:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Spicy
Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents having sex on the kitchen table. They didn't see me so I sneaked out and waited. I had to eat dinner at that table. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 679
You deserved it 679

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Donut_Wizard 23

Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.

Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.

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Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.

LadyRen 20

Did you not tell them you were coming? Unless your parents are weird like that.

Nobody told him they were coming, either.

Donut_Wizard 23

Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.

bluhbluhbluh 14

Bang your head onto a wall until the memory goes away.

That's when you offer to help get dinner ready, set the table, etc, and wipe that ************ down with disinfectant wipes.

You should wipe the table down with disinfectant wipes and insist the ************ take a shower. Your mum should take one, too.

Lol! Beautiful response. Love it. Also fangirling since it came from the infamous RichardPencil. 😹

I think burning the table would be more appropriate in this scenario.

If you notice some mayo on the table, take your plate up to your room and eat there. (It’s not mayo!)

Your not alone, so did your father. P.S. don't use the olive oil!

So, you're saying, your dad ate twice in a row there?