By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 06:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

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Today, I came back from college excited to see my parents and enjoy a nice home-cooked meal, but as I walked in the front door I was greeted by my parents having sex on the kitchen table. They didn't see me so I sneaked out and waited. I had to eat dinner at that table. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23

Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.

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real life problems 26

Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.

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real life problems 26

Not all things can be learned in college. Welcome to home school sex ed.

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LadyRen 20

Did you not tell them you were coming? Unless your parents are weird like that.

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SneezyBear 27

Nobody told him they were coming, either.

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Donut_Wizard 23

Looks like that table is used for a different kind of eating.

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bluhbluhbluh 14

Bang your head onto a wall until the memory goes away.

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sherri_baby88 36

That's when you offer to help get dinner ready, set the table, etc, and wipe that ************ down with disinfectant wipes.

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RichardPencil 30

You should wipe the table down with disinfectant wipes and insist the ************ take a shower. Your mum should take one, too.

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sherri_baby88 36

Lol! Beautiful response. Love it. Also fangirling since it came from the infamous RichardPencil. 😹

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mekiswrite 21

I think burning the table would be more appropriate in this scenario.

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RichardPencil 30

If you notice some mayo on the table, take your plate up to your room and eat there. (It’s not mayo!)

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Davros 12

Your not alone, so did your father. P.S. don't use the olive oil!

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rodfergie 18

So, you're saying, your dad ate twice in a row there?

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