Animals: Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter...

By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30

Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML

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By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By fishfloors - 21/04/2017 14:00

Today, I finally broke down and paid someone to clean my condo. Sometime after she finished, my cat threw up. Then my roomba went off, smearing regurgitated mackerel all over the freshly washed floors. There goes $150. FML

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Wednesday 11 January 2012 15:59

That's ******* nasty

smashmaster52 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 16:01

Cook her a meal with it and leave it for her to find

Comments

mattorama 15

Wednesday 11 January 2012 16:44

Stipulate no pets next time you choose a room mate. I couldn't stand living with animal feces chilling out in my house like that.

wittygirl 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 16:53

Have you thought About killing her? I think it's a good alternative for retaliation to this

eshie11 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 16:56

next time it gets dirty, clean it out and throw all of the cat shit in her bed (:

sandinthewaves 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 16:59

Kill it!!

vampire1618 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 17:02

1. Offer to make her dinner 2. Scrape the spatula just enough so big pieces cannot fall into the food. 3. Make a small plate of whatever it is, with the gross spatula for her. 4. Scrub the spatula like crazy then boil it for a while OR go out and buy a new spatula 5. Use the clean/new spatula to make a plate of the same dinner for yourself. 6. Enjoy the revenge silently. 7. Look for a new roommate.