drop it on her pillow for her to find. if she drops it in your bed, threaten to throw the cat out while she's away

that's one shitty situation. #29, it's not the cats fault! OP- get your roommate some food mixed with laxatives.

31- notice I didn't say "threaten to flush the cat in the toilet" which is what my brother would've done. Cats can live on the streets. They just don't live *as long* as house pets. Also considering the state of squalor it appears that cat is living in, have you thought maybe the streets are better for it?

Egger why would you say that to coolrainbow? He's not the op.

in case coolrainbow is ever in the same situation

He's making a point of calling you out for replying to post 1 so your comment is on top.

I'm an originalfag. That's how things were done when replying was new

Well you got the fag part right...

Yea I'm sure.

Dump the litter box on her bed. :)

-69 The litter box is clean -_-

Dumping cat on the street does not solve the problem dumb ass. It just makes it someone else's problem.

And to thank her for cleaning the litter box.......you should cook her a nice meal..maybe pancakes?

This should read " The roommate that I kicked out"

wow what a shitty situation... stupid pussy

just wait til its good and full before you dump op! hope op threw out the spatula *eww*

Where does it say anything about the mouth?

Better yet, where in the FML is there any foul language? Which is what the term "potty mouth" refers to.

He's playing on ops disgust of shit being on cooking ware. It's a pun, whether you like it or not, suggesting that you will make food with that litter encrusted spatula which will get get on the food, and therefore in your mouth. Feces = mouth. Pottymouth.

53, Quick question how does "feces = mouth. Pottymouth." make any sense? Feces + mouth = Pottymouth? Agree with the rest of it though.

The best kind of joke is the one you have to sit down and explain after the punchline. Wait no it isn't.

The joke was simple enough to understand, where is your hang up? 80 - don't scrutinize an 'equation' about feces too badly, I'm not planning to take home any nobel prizes for my explanation.

Yeah! What evil Stewie said! xD

Be sure to make grits.

Why did you put " taste" in quotes...?

Now that you mention it, I don't really know! Holy ****!

I don't think I would leave any dishes out for the roommate to use that is a nasty roommie

This post didn't make your mouth water GoW_Chick!?

Oh yes, because I just love the thought of bacon with a side of cat feces, YUMMY!

The truth comes out. Thought so! :)

Hey you never know it could be a delicacy in some third world countries, so don't hate.

Not hating, looking up cat shit recipes as we speak. Duh!

Even though we are joking about it , just the thought of eating it is making me feel sick.

Agreed. Conversation ended..? Lol.

Yes, gross conversation ended. XD

Let me get you two a room.

What for..?

Privacy

For..? ..I'm just not catching your drift!

GoW chick, u r ******* smoking hot!

You could use that handy-dandy meat tenderizer for that!

Yes, there is a such thing as a "good" spatula. I've had plenty of cooking utensils I preferred to use over others. Try not being an imbecile. Spatulas may be cheap but the that isn't the point. The point is the OP has a nasty ass roommate and if she wasn't a disgusting person, this wouldn't be an issue. No one was whining over a spatula.

This comment is beyond winning.

Hey Doc have you had any weird injuries involving spatulas?

that is true doc, but i think most of the FML was the fact that it was on the kitchen counter

Pentium has a point. Cat shit being on a counter can be incredibly poisonous. Like "you could develop worms and possibly go blind" poisonous.

Believe it or not some people don't like to cook with cheap ass cookware. I wouldn't expect a male to understand that though.

40- Thats because you're a sexist idiot. My kitchen boasts some of the best cookware to date, so just sit down.

Eggers just got added to my favorite commenters...

Wow Doc, really? Pretty damn sure when I go to the market I see a whole wall of cookware where I can clearly see which ones are better quality than the others. So yes, the OP could have a "GOOD" spatula. A one-two dollar spatula would probably break the first time you used it.

46 - your avatar is epic

Wrong 48. Cheaper ones just become flimsy when they heat. How about instead of insulting DocBastard on the grounds of guesswork, you visit a dollar store and learn what the **** you're talking about?

Jesus Christ on a snowmobile, people, it's a ******* joke. Yes I realise that "good" cookware exists. It's a joke.

I think this joke went *whoosh* way over everyone's head...

Jokes aren't allowed around here, Doc. Ambrosia will make that very clear to anyone who says one or attempts to. I hope she doesn't discipline me for saying this! ..wait, I should probably research what I just said to make sure it's correct..

Maybe they don't have nice things in hungry where this DR. Is from. I'm guessing he might be happy with a shit covered spatula,it might go with the rest of his shit covered shit.

81 - Your attempt at sardonicism is shit.

Dollar tree. You can buy one million cheap spatulas for one million dollars.

The dollar store?