Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level.... - FML

By Roomie pay rent plz - 24/04/2016 01:25 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By powsser - 11/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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PMS

By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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Market crash

By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 20:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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By eric4 - 23/05/2013 20:11 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML

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irwingiggles 26

Sunday 24 April 2016 12:10

Every guy should have a box of tampons just in case a girl comes over. We're very happy with that haha

renrioku 15

Sunday 24 April 2016 12:07

Well they are nice to have incase a lady friend comes over and doesn't have any.

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BabyCakes818 16

Sunday 24 April 2016 22:48

Well it doesn't hurt to be prepared. Lol.

Shay_Shay97 23

Sunday 24 April 2016 22:54

What the hell did I just read?

bonermonkey 31

Monday 25 April 2016 0:24

Like has been said, its always good to have them in the house in case someone needs them. Also, I am a 'he' who needs to use tampons, and there are a few more of us around. :P

Saraishi 24

Monday 25 April 2016 20:38

They're great for nosebleeds?

sempisaviour 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 8:09

"He" might identify as an attack helicopter. Don't deny attack helicopterism.

RageWolf16 31

Wednesday 27 April 2016 20:13

Trans guys exist

marko1596 24

Sunday 1 May 2016 20:41

this is so fake you're lucky it got verified

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