Stranded

By leftoutdrunk - 05/05/2012 18:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
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bigdog57_fml 9

Why did he have the keys if you were the DD?

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yoursucklives 36

should have taken the keys before letting your brother get drunk and have bad ideas.

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Mipiatoz 6

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Il_Maestro 6

Your word choice here (giggle) reminds me of Anderson Cooper's laugh.

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cayytee 0

when you see him again ask him how that gay man he went off with is..

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Mipiatoz 6

I thought FMLs were supposed to make you laugh. Sure I feel bad for OP, but honestly. This made me giggle.

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JoshTheMaggot 8

I haven't heard someone say giggle in a long time, it made me giggle. As for OP if they were your keys why did your brother have them? Especially since he was the one drinking.

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stevenJB 25

So...a drunk outsmarted you n took your keys, eh?

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alexup24 13

Yes. I can read too, its fun isn't it?

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NeatNit 32

What the ****... Why did you let him go without you?

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yoursucklives 36

should have taken the keys before letting your brother get drunk and have bad ideas.

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kayla_ann0o 9

Time to get drunk.

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MonsterCommenter 4

So at least if you drank, you couldn't drive. There's always a positive to a negative.

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happle 21

What? OP was the designated driver and did not drink.

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KiwiKitten 2

Oh, the wonders of alcohol.

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emeraldisle 30

From personal experience, never volunteer to be a sibling's DD.

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Indigo14 6

You were too busy oogling the bartender to notice him taking your keys and leaving weren't you? ;)

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Better get drunk, than.

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thatoneguy79 10

Than get left behind at the bar with no ride and miss your own wedding?

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bigdog57_fml 9

Why did he have the keys if you were the DD?

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thatoneguy79 10

Rumor has it OP's brother is a ninja. But we haven't seen him around the office to know for certain.

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oicu812xD 16

I was wondering the same thing. If op was planning on being DD in the first place the sibling should have never had the keys. You kind of deserve this op...

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chick92282 15

If OP is a woman, it's possible that she had her brother hold her keys so that she didn't have to take her pocketbook into the bar and/or mess up the lines of her clothes by putting them in her pocket. One doesn't usually expect one's brother to pull such an asinine move.

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