Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that...

By wowimscrewed - 14/04/2011 04:37 - United States

Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By lynn - 22/06/2012 16:14 - Australia - Bongaree

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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By thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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By Telemarket - 04/04/2012 10:58 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

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By bizzyizzy0121 - 21/11/2011 06:28 - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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Sleep cycles

By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Washington

Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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Zzzzzzzz

By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By Dark_Cecilia - 01/12/2015 22:53 - United States - Fremont

Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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stayawakee 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 12:30

Don't call on restricted? Or how abou actually telling her since she's your roommate.

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 13:03

police have better things to do, like catching "actual" criminals. Grow a pair of overies and tell your roommate she snores

Comments

michael666 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 2:17

your a bitch

anonyn_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:19

121 perfect.

raindropechoes 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 16:08

It's called ear plugs. Get some. What people do in their sleep is completely beyond their control.

sulitak 27

Wednesday 29 May 2013 12:24

but if the person changes sleeping positions, it can help so waking them up and/or getting them to move somehow will make the snoring stop

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 18:29

here's an idea tell her it was u

ellymac411 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:00

ur an idiot

9anonymous 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 20:21

Hilarious!

reedonkyoulous 3

Wednesday 26 September 2012 6:16

Omg! It's coming from inside the house!

Nederlander95 14

Tuesday 12 November 2013 2:16

Ruining her sleep instead of talking to her about it? Class A bitch

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 31 July 2014 3:19

Ear plugs for you and nose strips for her

bleedingglitter 24

Friday 13 February 2015 19:01

I had a roommate that snored so loud the people across the hall could hear her in our dorm. I tried to get a different room but apparently not being able to sleep wasn't a good enough reason. When I talked to my roommate about it (thinking maybe she needed allergy medicine or something) she started crying and moved out. Solved my problem.