Today my roommates confronted me about objects I've been leaving... - FML

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By Takegami - 24/10/2017 17:16

Today my roommates confronted me about objects I've been leaving in the room. That would be fine if those objects were mine. This is the second time I've come in to the sight of them talking about how to get rid of though false accusations. The house advisor is involved too. FML.

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