Love: Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was...

By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By wiifantcso - 01/07/2014 21:57 - United States - Sturtevant

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 08:50 - Australia

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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Thursday 3 December 2009 2:54

wow, wtf is wrong with ur mom? thats horrible :(

CyrusJT 3

Thursday 3 December 2009 2:48

Ouch.

Comments

ninix3_fml 0

Friday 11 December 2009 5:25

yikes

beautiful_liar12 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 17:00

oh wow that really sucks. its kinda sounds like something my mom would say. i feel for ya.

natedog12 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:43

YOUR MOM IS A TOTAL BITCH no offense if you dont want any to be taken ._.

jessica4456 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 4:50

daaaammmnn that's ****** up.are u jealous of ur sister?

laura_oddball 0

Friday 16 July 2010 22:41

Ah. What Home really feels like. that's like my sister, and my mom. 'Cept I'm married now and my sister is still the town bicycle... and she's still the one that's favoured, as well as considered the prettiest. Stab them both. In the head. :)