Kids: Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because,... - FML

By abby181 - 03/09/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

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By Zedscar - 15/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML

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By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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Thanks kids

By BadMurderer - 31/07/2009 04:01 - Mexico

Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States

Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML

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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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teh_uber_muffin 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 19:57

very cute.

brianjman14 22

Saturday 3 September 2011 20:00

Just because he said you look PRETTIER on the inside....doesn't mean you're ugly on the outside... :)

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band_geek 18

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:13

I would normally agree that your life sucks, but considering that came from a 6 year old to a grown up, I'm actually laughing while thinking, "That's a cute kid!" XD

BloodyMary666 24

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:18

He sounds like a gore fan xD

whatever222 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:25

That is adorable!

lebronsucks 3

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:34

Hahah that's hilarious'

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:36

Slayd yo ass

aali12 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:40

thats sooo cute its amazing

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:45

Doesn't that mean your family thinks you're a good person?

Skittlez_Cake 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:47

awww... hehe :) that's adorable

Aarts37 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:48

Haha the kid likes bullet for my valentine

kenziekatt125 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 23:07

Hows that an fml that's cuteee(: not an fml us dumbnutt lol

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