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By notsosmart - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Australia

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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pattheaninal 9

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

wow. your son is dumb.

young_al 4

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:20

Sucks for you, make him work and pay for it himself!

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Prankster7o7 5

Sunday 6 March 2011 20:31

There's a difference between "discipline" and "violence," stupid ass.

lordcaliburx 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 20:33

your son is retarded. if he broke it while playing football it was a mistake but breaking the other one was just stupid. besides the bird would of died on impact. your son is stupid and so are you for paying for it. make his ass get a job.

ideasrule 13

Monday 7 March 2011 0:44

Do you have any idea how old his son is? He might be anywhere from 5 to 19. Telling a 5-year-old to get a job is not going to be productive.

missstella1994 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:32

wooow lol

sgenfkshe 5

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:01

kill the damn 'bird'.:)

carkwright2 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:02

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Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:19

There you go.

Evesapple671 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:09

that is just F*N hilarious !!

MaddaCheeb 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:10

lame excuse

zeta24 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:10

tell him he is not getting a big birthday present and use the money on fixing the windows

zeta24 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:14

when a bird hits a window, the window might crack but the bird will fall and die. Nothing else will happen to the window. In the slight chance the window does break, the bird will be extremely injured and here is not a chance in hell hat it will have the strength to break another one. Tell your son to think things through.