Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
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guy_whos_sad 0

The situation........ *puts on cool glasses" ......at hand. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Blake92 0

Ahahha yeh at least your mum didn't walk in. Would have been beyonddd awkward innit

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xBangOut 4

Gotta appreciate your gf in this situation, she didn't get distracted by your mom walking by means she is pretty adventurous so maybe in future u could afford to have some fun with her in more extreme situations.^.^

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HomeAl0ne 20

Agree with xBangOut. Let her know you enjoyed the fact she didn't stop.

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josh55 1

agree with 76 look at the bright side she kept going your girlfriend sounds like wifey material

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guy_whos_sad 0

The situation........ *puts on cool glasses" ......at hand. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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kingtz 6

op gets points for this pun!

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MyNameIsBruce 0

That's exactly what I thought!!!

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dcioth 0

exactly... pits on cool glasses ...what I was thinking YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheNewGuy03 28

dammit, way to steal all of my words. i wonder if op intended it to sound that way...i bet he did. |the kid|

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chuckvargas 0

clever u almost got **** blocked by your own mom you should do the same thing to your mom when her and your dad are having sex

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Chiyo_fml 0

"Her and your dad" Wouldn't the grandfather object to such a thing?

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

geez, SOMEone knows how to bring down the mood

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drewgreenan 0

haha Harry potter freak you is ;) though this in just for ya. ^

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jdude2913 0

why are pplcthumbing down this is hilarious as ling as *her* is the mom

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Mama mia! How awkward D; At least youre getting some!(:

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stealthkitten 3

haha, at least you're good at multitasking ;)

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wisericky 12

but im pretty sure OP's girlfriend has a one track mind.

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ILike_Dancing123 19

Technically it kinda sounds like you got hard from talking to your mum :L gross!!

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gamerhead 3

Pretty sure he already was, I would be.

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dudehaha 4

he was already. do you need sex Ed?

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RaidenEl 5

technically it kinda sounds like your stupid -.-"

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o76923 8

So your girlfriend is kinky? That isn't a bad thing.

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BlackHoleSuns 0

******* idiots! The point of the FML is that he was carrying on a conversation with his mother while receiving a handjob. Not the best situation to be stuck in if you ask me. I'm sure it doesn't help that OP was about to climax before to conversation began.

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BlackHoleSuns 0

******* idiots! The point of the FML is that he was carrying on a conversation with his mother while receiving a handjob. Not the best situation to be stuck in if you ask me. I'm sure it doesn't help that OP was about to climax before to conversation began.

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mkrone 0

23 is the idiot. The point of this comment is to ignore the point of it.

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atthegates 0

not an FML in the least. ur gettin ur dink stroked bud....time to look at that glass half full

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