Kids: Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get...

By Wheredigowrong - 21/10/2013 04:18 - United States - Ankeny

Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 00:01

Today, my dad called my recently unemployed son a no-good bum for not job hunting. My son literally spent all day beefing up his resume and scheduling job interviews for the whole week. It's not the 1920s anymore, dad. You can't just walk into a building, ask for a job, and get hired right on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 20:00

Today, I gave my son a job as a shelf stacker in one of my stores. He is in his thirties and is so dumb that he has been fired from every other job for incompetence. I don’t want him to starve or lose his flat, but I also couldn’t give him an important job in case he screwed it up. FML

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By seriously? - 27/05/2014 22:23 - United States - Manassas

Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML

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By great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

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By Stressed Mother - 18/03/2015 21:26 - United States - Piscataway

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when my son decided to throw a tantrum asking for food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking for someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

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By Shianna - 28/05/2012 22:00 - United States - Holden

Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML

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By ProudMother - 06/03/2013 18:04 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2023 11:00 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my boss told me, "You oversold your skills in your job interview." I have worked in this industry for 25 years. FML

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By JT - 12/04/2011 14:19 - Canada

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

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Monday 21 October 2013 12:10

I saw people dodge bullets in The Matrix. So now I know what to do if someone points a gun at me.

Ambient25 24

Monday 21 October 2013 12:05

I blame OP for not smacking him upside the head

Comments

JMichael 25

Monday 21 October 2013 22:14

I'm the Ted type. Tell my boss my breath smells like his wife's pussy and I get promoted to store manager.

Slimbo305 11

Monday 21 October 2013 22:39

When keepin it real goes too far lol

sanecatlady 13

Monday 21 October 2013 22:45

When people say "keeping it real", just was is "it" that they have that's real and need to keep from becoming unreal?

awilliams44 9

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:18

Wow I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a job. You always gotta be able to keep it real.

G0D_LIKE 1

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:17

Lol

djPanda 8

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:28

What if it did work that would be funny

mnmmorgan 1

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:35

i saw this movie! why would he think it would work?

cactusdesu 15

Tuesday 22 October 2013 4:50

Who needs a job when you have swag?

cmac86 23

Tuesday 22 October 2013 8:08

frankly I'm surprised he got an interview to begin with. most companies have a place to put your résumés during the application process, and I would think someone would check the résumé before picking up the phone and saying come down for an interview.