By oink oink fuck off - 29/07/2012 18:49 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, my son got to my great grandfather's old stopwatch, which had been valued at a very high sum, and broke it by twisting the hands in reverse. He says he was trying to time travel. FML
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justmethough 8

How old is your son exactly..?

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graffitied_love 20

I think he had a cute concept, but I understand why you were mad with money being involved

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borkchop1992 15

Your kids a dumb ass or too young to be trusted with being alone.

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perdix 29

He watches too much sci-fi! Perhaps you can go back in time to find someone who can fix the quaint, obsolete piece of crap. The stopwatch on your iPhone is more accurate and more capable than the old analog type, and it can make calls, take photos and videos, and play Angry Birds. Face it, antiques suck.

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DarthCory 7

Now hold on there sports fan, I'd take a GILF over some of these girls in their 20s. I like to call it... "antiquing".

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nitemastr15 17

15, your an idiot. The watch was worth a lot of money. Not valued for its function or accuracy.

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perdix 29

#48, it really hurts to be called an idiot by someone who can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're." Congrats on using the correct version of "its." I have a feeling that was just dumb luck.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

#48, please apply cold water to burned areas..

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MonsterCommenter 4

Everyone knows if you want to time travel, you must go 88 miles per hour. :)

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michabailey 8

No, you also need 1,210,000,000 watts to power the flux capacitor, which you also need.

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manyourlifesucks 0

16 that one was already used.

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DracoSpirita 21

Unless OP slept with the Doctor, sadly, I don't think her son is a Time Lord with a TARDIS.

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Calyx_fml 21

Did your father have to hide that watch in his ass as a prisoner of war? (obscure Pulp Fiction reference)

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perdix 29

DeLorean. If you want people to get the "Back to the Future" reference, it helps if you spell the car's name right.

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NashyzzleTheN 10

I hope he's little or else that's a problem that he was trying to time travel.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Oink, Oink, **** off!" --The 'Angry Birds' pigs

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